Archive for the ‘Politics’ Category
Brilliant. Scary, but Brilliant.
A Senior Fellow at the Institute of Nonexistence:
It was among the juicier post-election recriminations: Fox News Channel quoted an unnamed McCain campaign figure as saying that Sarah Palin did not know that Africa was a continent.
Who would say such a thing? On Monday the answer popped up on a blog and popped out of the mouth of David Shuster, an MSNBC anchor. “Turns out it was Martin Eisenstadt, a McCain policy adviser, who has come forward today to identify himself as the source of the leaks,” Mr. Shuster said.
Trouble is, Martin Eisenstadt doesn’t exist. His blog does, but it’s a put-on. The think tank where he is a senior fellow — the Harding Institute for Freedom and Democracy — is just a Web site. The TV clips of him on YouTube are fakes.
That must’ve been a lot of fun to pull off, but the fact that they got away with it to such a large extent is a little frightening. Which news do we believe is true, and which do we believe is a hoax yet to be revealed?
Obama
It’s louder than a drunken weekend night here. Hordes of people running around the campus screaming and yelling “OBAMAAAAAAA!” It feels like we’re part of a revolution.
Who’s Going To Be The Next US President
A poster in Appel Commons. I put my vote under Putin. He’s (supposedly) no longer on the Russian throne, a situation I doubt he likes, so he’ll probably manage to get elected here one way or another.
Which Socialists Doing What?
Rage rising on the McCain campaign trail:
“I’m mad. I’m really mad. And what’s going to surprise you, it’s not the economy. It’s the socialists taking over our country,” another man said.
Hahahaaaa! Okay then, if that’s this guy’s top priority over the economy and the war and stuff…
Skype security flub leads to discovery of Chinese monitoring
Skype security flub leads to discovery of Chinese monitoring:
[...] China not only monitors and logs text chat, but also targets specific users for further monitoring.
[...] “The captured messages contain specific keywords relating to sensitive political topics such as Taiwan independence, the Falun Gong, and political opposition to the Communist Party of China,” reads the report [by ONI Asia and the Information Welfare Monitor].
[...] If you’re the type who regularly talks about unapproved topics on Skype, you may be flagged for further monitoring of everything you say.
[...] Villeneuve notes that Skype is neither transparent nor forthcoming about the exact nature of its compliance with Chinese authorities, a disturbing trend among US-based Internet companies conducting business in China.
Yikes.
Politically Aware Lolcats
(via macuyiko)
Poor Sarah
Poor Sarah, as a contrast to my previous post:
I saw this feeling in Palin — in a flash, on that blue couch, catty-corner to Kissinger, as her eyes pleaded for clemency from the camera. I’ll bet you anything that her admirers — the ones whose hearts really and truly swell with a sense of kinship to her — see or sense it in her, too. They know she can’t possibly do it all — the kids, the special-needs baby, the big job, the big conversations with foreign leaders. And neither could they.
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Frankly, I’ve come to think, post-Kissinger, post-Katie-Couric, that Palin’s nomination isn’t just an insult to the women (and men) of America. It’s an act of cruelty toward her as well.
I’ve been feeling a bit overwhelmed lately, so Warner’s analysis really rings true to me. Which is the entire point of the article, I suppose.
Dear God, Don’t Elect This Woman
Once Elected, Palin Hired Friends and Lashed Foes:
[...] when there was a vacancy at the top of the State Division of Agriculture, she [Palin] appointed a high school classmate, Franci Havemeister, to the $95,000-a-year directorship. A former real estate agent, Ms. Havemeister cited her childhood love of cows as a qualification for running the roughly $2 million agency.
Ms. Havemeister was one of at least five schoolmates Ms. Palin hired, often at salaries far exceeding their private sector wages.
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Interviews show that Ms. Palin runs an administration that puts a premium on loyalty and secrecy. The governor and her top officials sometimes use personal e-mail accounts for state business; dozens of e-mail messages obtained by The New York Times show that her staff members studied whether that could allow them to circumvent subpoenas seeking public records.
That’s just from the first page of a five-page article. It’s ridiculous. Please, American Public, realize what kind of politician this woman is.
Bomb Explodes at Hotel in Pakistan’s Capital, Killing at Least 40
ISLAMABAD, Pakistan — A huge truck bomb exploded at the entrance to the Marriott Hotel in Islamabad on Saturday evening, killing at least 40 people and wounding more than 150, the police said.
The blast, one of the worst acts of terrorism in Pakistan’s history, went off just a few hundred yards from the prime minister’s house, where all the leaders of government were dining after the president’s address to Parliament.
Tina Fey as Sarah Palin on SNL
(And Amy Poehler as Hillary Clinton.)
(indirectly via macuyiko.)


